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Post by flowtowntigers on Feb 14, 2012 7:58:01 GMT -6
Well boys here it is again. Who is making the last minute run to Walmart for the assorted box of chocolates and teddy bear holding the heart?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2012 8:21:18 GMT -6
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Post by C5_96 on Feb 14, 2012 8:29:31 GMT -6
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Post by CC_Varmints on Feb 14, 2012 8:30:19 GMT -6
Valantines Day is a conspiracy between the greeting card companies, candy makers, Victoria Secret and Big Jewelry! I agree since I hit 3 out of the 4 above (no jewelry). We celebrated our Valentine's Day on Sunday since I am in Texas City today. Cooked up two lobsters, skewered large shrimps (6 to a skewer) and grilled 'em, steamed a dozen more shrimp, made a salmon stuffed with crabmeat roll and baked that. I made a significant deposit in the emotional bank account (as Franklin-Covey says in the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People). The big soft material heart shaped box of "Turtles" candy. Other bags of her favorite candies (Baby Ruth and orange slices). The fancy schmancy card with 3-D graphics. A big bag of garments and body lotion from Victoria's Secret. It worked for me.
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Post by CC_Varmints on Feb 14, 2012 8:30:49 GMT -6
;D
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Post by FB fan on Feb 14, 2012 8:34:59 GMT -6
Agree that it's a completely made up holiday but it's amazing how my attitude changed about it since I have been married to someone I love and like this past 9 years instead of "Lilith."
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Post by flowtowntigers on Feb 14, 2012 9:10:00 GMT -6
I like it
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Post by FB fan on Feb 14, 2012 9:40:32 GMT -6
Just print and stick this in your card. It'll melt her heart for sure! Redneck Valentine Poem
Collards is green, ... my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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Post by gpjohn on Feb 14, 2012 9:45:05 GMT -6
HMMM. sounds like youll be sleeping on the couch tonite!
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Post by flowtowntigers on Feb 14, 2012 10:10:35 GMT -6
HMMM. sounds like youll be sleeping on the couch tonite! But at lest hes got the troll'n motor
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Post by CC_Varmints on Feb 14, 2012 21:06:29 GMT -6
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