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Post by johnnyduval on Sept 7, 2011 12:27:46 GMT -6
Be careful with that assignment teacher........we have a lot of "little Johnnys" in the class here. I am sure you are familiar with the little Johnny class answers that the teach was just not ready for? Heard a funny joke once. A teacher for a 1st grade class had the mayor visit their class. To impress the mayor, the teacher was going to have each student think of a word for a letter in the alphabet. Only, one of the students, Johnny, had a terrible habit of cursing. So, his plan was to not call on Johnny for every letter that could possibly be used as a bad word. Well, when they started, he asked. "Can someone give me a word for A" Little Johnny raised his hand and could hardly contain his excitement. The teacher knew what word he'd use, so of course, he chose another student. The next letter was B and again, Johnny was basically standing on the desk to be picked, the teacher knowing what word he'd choose, again picked someone else to answer. This continued until the teacher finally got to the letter R. By this time, Johnny was running around the room trying to be selected. After thinking of possible curse words and not coming up with any, the teacher chose Johnny. Johnny replied, "RATS!!!! BIG MOTHERF****** RATS!!!!" One of my favorite Little Johnny jokes... You should start replacing F's with WTF's so that the kids will understand better. Example of lose and loose: I'll bet you that she is lose, and I won't loose either.
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Post by Saltydog on Sept 7, 2011 12:41:14 GMT -6
The same sentence can mean a bunch of different things depending on how old the person talking is. It’s true, just look below.
“I love you.”
Freshman: I’m attracted to you. Sophomore: I’m horny. Junior: I would be happy making a life with you. Senior: I’m lonely. Alumni: You’ll do.
Another example.
“The girls at this party are all ugly.”
Freshman: None of these girls will talk to me. Sophomore: I’m not drunk enough yet. Junior: The girls at this party are very unattractive. Senior: I’m not as confident in my ability to attract women since I lost the ability to see my feet. Alumni: Jeez, I hope my daughter isn’t one of the girls at this party.
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Post by C5_96 on Sept 7, 2011 12:41:43 GMT -6
Heard a funny joke once. A teacher for a 1st grade class had the mayor visit their class. To impress the mayor, the teacher was going to have each student think of a word for a letter in the alphabet. Only, one of the students, Johnny, had a terrible habit of cursing. So, his plan was to not call on Johnny for every letter that could possibly be used as a bad word. Well, when they started, he asked. "Can someone give me a word for A" Little Johnny raised his hand and could hardly contain his excitement. The teacher knew what word he'd use, so of course, he chose another student. The next letter was B and again, Johnny was basically standing on the desk to be picked, the teacher knowing what word he'd choose, again picked someone else to answer. This continued until the teacher finally got to the letter R. By this time, Johnny was running around the room trying to be selected. After thinking of possible curse words and not coming up with any, the teacher chose Johnny. Johnny replied, "RATS!!!! BIG MOTHERF****** RATS!!!!" One of my favorite Little Johnny jokes... You should start replacing F's with WTF's so that the kids will understand better. Example of lose and loose: I'll bet you that she is lose, and I won't loose either.
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Post by johnnyduval on Sept 7, 2011 13:25:00 GMT -6
[/quote] [/quote] Quick and dirty all directed at boog...commented on his little Johnny joke...commented on the use of internet acronyms by his students on papers...commented on his post about the words "lose" and "loose" and used an example of how they are butchered. Next!
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Post by C5_96 on Sept 7, 2011 15:46:45 GMT -6
Quick and dirty all directed at boog...commented on his little Johnny joke...commented on the use of internet acronyms by his students on papers...commented on his post about the words "lose" and "loose" and used an example of how they are butchered. Next! Ok, but be sure to site your sources on this cite.
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Post by brodiescomics on Sept 7, 2011 18:36:14 GMT -6
Don't forget their, there and they're. You forgot thurr.
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Post by CC_Varmints on Sept 8, 2011 7:12:50 GMT -6
Don't forget their, there and they're. You forgot thurr. This isn't the Jeff Foxworthy ornym thread...
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Post by gpjohn on Sept 8, 2011 10:14:31 GMT -6
three stages of man
Tri - weekly try weekly try, weakly
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Post by catfromwayback on Sept 12, 2011 17:46:17 GMT -6
week- 7 days weak- not strong
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Post by FB fan on Sept 13, 2011 15:33:41 GMT -6
Poultry - domestic birds kept for their eggs or to be food especially chickens. Maybe he meant chicken feed? Paltry - inferior, trashy.
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Post by OCCNH on Sept 13, 2011 15:45:28 GMT -6
Quick and dirty all directed at boog...commented on his little Johnny joke...commented on the use of internet acronyms by his students on papers...commented on his post about the words "lose" and "loose" and used an example of how they are butchered. Next! Ok, but be sure to site your sources on this cite. Or correctly to cite your sources on this site.
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Post by 278ibewfb on Sept 13, 2011 15:55:31 GMT -6
Poultry - domestic birds kept for their eggs or to be food especially chickens. Maybe he meant chicken feed? Paltry - inferior, trashy.
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Post by CC_Varmints on Sept 13, 2011 15:58:07 GMT -6
Poultry - domestic birds kept for their eggs or to be food especially chickens. Maybe he meant chicken feed? Paltry - inferior, trashy. Is that describing Cuero this week???
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Post by C5_96 on Sept 13, 2011 20:15:01 GMT -6
Ok, but be sure to site your sources on this cite. Or correctly to cite your sources on this site. Uh, forgive me but you're wrong. It's the other way around.
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Post by OCCNH on Sept 13, 2011 21:50:11 GMT -6
Or correctly to cite your sources on this site. Uh, forgive me but you're wrong. It's the other way around. Site 1. the positon or location of a town, building etc. 2. Area or exact plot of ground on which anything is has benn or is to be located. 3. Computers ex. website Cite 1.to summon to apppear before a court of law 2.to quote (a passage, book, speech, writer etc) 3.to refer to or meniton by way of example, proof precedent etc. Maybe not?
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